Cap’n Crunch Milkshake
April 11th, 2008 by devo
Carl’s Jr recently started a new campaign for the newest addition to their milkshake library. A familiar snow-mustached captain donning his patent blue hat joined forces with the world’s most famous Star to bring to you, the Cap’n Crunch milkshake.
When I saw the poster on the side of a Carl’s Jr near my house, I flipped my lid. All I could think about was having this cool, delicious treat enter my mouth and go into my belly. Nom nom nom indeed.
On one fateful afternoon, I got my chance. “And 1 Cap’n Crunch milkshake please!” I expressed with much jubilation.
Being the good patron I am, I enjoyed my sandwich and crispy golden fries. Soon they were gone. All that was left, was the Cap’n’s majesty. With a smile I willingly and joyful taste the milkshake.
And what the fuck.
It’s just bits of Cap’n Crunch blended into vanilla ice cream! I can fucking do that! What a RIP!
I was expecting a Cap’n Crunch flavored milkshake! Not a cereal blendy! BOOOOOO!
Boo on you Cap’n for crushing a man’s dreams. Boo on you Carl for whoring out to a seaman!